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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

A Minecraft Server

Anarchy, Vanilla

This server is a new one of a kind anarchy server, powered on 1.18.1. There are no rules within the server, hack and grief all you want! Grind your way up and compete to be one of the best PVP’ers on the server. This server is brand new, so the quicker you gather items etc the more powerful you’ll become

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3511	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blockaholics

Blockaholics.org is a Survival server; to gain building rights you need to read our rules at our website here. Once done, let a staff member know and they will give you a brief quiz. Answer the questions correctly to build. Keep in mind that you will not be able to leave spawn, build, or explore until you finish this process. The server is over two years old as of July of this year and has an experienced staff to suit your needs. Just note that stuff will -not- be spawned for you if you ask. The server is Survival at heart and will be treated as such.

Our spawn area is 400×400 blocks and contains a number of resources for our players.

The community resources quarter includes a public library for enchanting, public brewhouse for brewing, public farm(with all trees and farm-able crops), portal hub, PVP/Mob battle/Pig racing/ CTF Colosseum, blacksmith shop and more.

In addition, we have a Housing district for those who like to live by spawn, a market district and a pixel art district.

The rules for the server are listed on the site, as mentioned above, and will be enforced. Breaking the rules may result in a ban without warning. Ban appeals may be made on our website, linked above, in the correct forum and using the correct template (listed in the sticky).

Coming soon: PVP/RP server, Tomahawk! Stay Tuned and we hope to see you soon!

-Blockaholics Staff.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BTECAU Vanilla

Anarchy, PvP

new vanilla open world. survival world, with no rules other than have fun.

the player limit has been set to 100 however that may be changed depending on performance

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Raid Nation

RAID NATION

Raid Nation is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set a 3,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ShulkerVerse

Vanilla

semi vanila new minecraft server lots of fun, and if you do end up joining please let your freinds know about this server it will be lots of fun!!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

minecraft temple

We are a family server with all ages in game. we have limited space but we are expanding soon. economy and grifer protections are available along with a starter area town that you can get a lot in. come check us out! after you get on just type /register (your password) after that just type in /login (your password)

we look forward to seeing you!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Uthrandir Universe

The Uthrandir Universe is a collection of servers connected to allow instantaneous travel from one to the other. We offer high quality gameplay of different types.

Our belief system is rooted in a deep respect for the individual player and we aim to create an experience you won’t be able to find anywhere else. NO harassment, NO lag and NO moderator’s whim to follow. Energized and inspired by the endless possibilities of Minecraft, we on Uthrandir have set out to create a new community based on our core belief system. A clean break from anything you have seen.We strive to achieve excellence in all facets of our development and to always try to be ‘ahead of the norm’; never settling for mediocrity or giving into laziness and maintain our values and morales in perpetuity. If our beliefs and goals resonate with yours, then “you’ve finally found your home”!

Our servers:

Age of Kindling – Minecraft Survival Clash of Crowns – Minecraft Fantasy Roleplay Ireneus’ Reverie – Minecraft Creative (coming soon!) Age of Embers – Minecraft RPG / PvP Factions (coming soon!)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ZIvercraft

Mini Games, Survival

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7673	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RageFox

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Towny

RageFox is a Norwegian server with room for everyone.

RageFox has existed since April 2012 and gradually became known among players in Norway. We strive to keep up to date with the latest updates from Mojang as well as all known plugins that we have chosen to run on our server.

With us, you can play exactly what you want as we have several different servers in the hub itself. If you feel like hunting players and raiding them, you have the opportunity to do so. If you want to build at your leisure, we have our own Creative server. If you want to build a city and run it like a proper mayor, you also have the opportunity to do that. Log in to the server and enter the portal to the world you want to play in.

Creative Server Explore new blocks, build your dream house or create a huge maze! Create exactly what you want on the creative server. Here you get your own plot that only you can build on, or friends if you invite them. Try redstone mechanics, make a water slide or try your hand at a roller coaster!

Faction Server – No Rules, No Mercy! On the faction server you can do pretty much exactly what you want without being punished for it! Almost everything is legal here and you can kill and raid players as much as you want. Here, the strongest wins and YOU must survive by getting an alliance that can protect you. Protect your and your friends’ territory, kill the enemy and take over!

Towny server – You are the mayor, you decide Settle in an area that has not yet been developed. Invite workers into your city so you can lead them to build one of the biggest cities. Make sure your finances are in order so your city doesn’t go bankrupt. Adjust taxes to your citizens so they don’t get mad and leave it. This is your city, you rule and you decide.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9831	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Enchanted Survival

Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Enchanted Survival! A Vanilla factions survival server who welcomes everyone! For those wanting a laid back Minecraft experience, where you can make friends & roam the lands. The world is your oyster! Build up your empire & become more powerful each time you play. We will be hosting fun events, holiday themed minigames, challenges, and parkour courses! Currently on 1.17.1 & always updating! Help us build our friendly community & join us today!

ENCHANTED SURVIVAL IP – 51.81.75.45:25615

Join our discord family! – https://discord.gg/BS8B9k2YxU

See you online 🙂

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Galaxy Land

Survival

Hello, I’m Ferri, the creator of Galaxyland. Galaxy is an external server but we will improve and try to pay for a host for the server.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RPG WorldCraft24

On our server, you can boldly fight and conquer your opponents’ strongholds thanks to the Fractions plugin that allows you to create guilds. At the spawn there are teleporters to the nether and enchants for players and VIPs. The server is back after a short break.

ATTENTION !!! SPECIAL OFFER !!! REDUCED VIP PRICES!!!

In our shop you can buy:

SVIP 15 Days – PLN 30.75 gross VIP 30 DAYS – PLN 17.22 gross VIP 14 Days – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond set (Helmet, Armor, Trousers, Shoes) – PLN 7.38 gross Diamond tools – PLN 7.38 gross 5 Obsidian Stacks – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond Stack – PLN 11.07 gross UnBan – 7.38 PLN ugly

The shop’s website is hosted on the server.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Xeno SMP

Survival

Welcome to the Xeno SMP we are a small server trying to grow please join out discord server and mc server have fun! https://discord.gg/NhYs4sUH9E

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ores Mined:	5407

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mineclan-esp

Tekkit

Mineclan-ESP is a community of Minecraft players. And what does this server offer me? A place 24 hours without lag where you can play and enjoy the MODs that are on the server and a world to explore in which you can find anything. What mods does the server have? more than 120 and various plugins What is the address of the hamachi? None, this server is dedicated and hosted, so it is available 24 hours a day.

The server IP is mineclan-esp.com, but to enter you need

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pilotdan1985

Economy, Survival

9 year old friendly community freshly updated to 1.16.5! PVP Survival server with lots of plugins to find griefers, and prevent theft. We have a nice LOTTERY system as well as player ran shops, and a custom coded menu system. We also have precious stones, and three different maps. Nice ranking system makes you work for your status and be proud of your accomplishments. The server is privately owned and hosted by 1 person which means no expensive hosting bills. Yet, we run top of the line hardware with dual cpus 4 hard drives, battery backup system, and 72gb of ram! plugins Buycraft, TreeAssist, dynmap, ExpBank, mcMMO, LWC, Tombstone, DisguiseCraft, ChestShop, and many more! updated 2-4-21

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	908931	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Items Found:	3276	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!