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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Fatcreeper Raid

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

24/7 Chicago Hosted ServerThis is a raiding and pvp factions server with ranks and a farming aspect. The worldborder is a small 7.5k. Obsidian can be destroyed by TNT but is stronger than other blocks. Some blocks like diamond, are even stronger against TNT.Crop growth has been sped up. Shops to buy and sell items are available.Server ranks are now available! Rank up with your money from selling crops and gain bonuses! For every rank you gain an extra heart and you can get a total of 2 rows of hearts. You also get more faction power to claim land.Plugins: Factions, MCMMO, ObsidianDestroyer, morehearts *New map was generated Feb 7th 2019.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Farms Harvested:	402	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Universe-PvP

Come on and join our Server… We’re german but we can speak english

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MCLegend

All info at our webpage 🙂

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ROFL Craft

We like to play some original minecraft. We try to keep the plugins light and not affect the game heavily. We like to chill have a good time and pvp some people upl!!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Butterminecraft

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

Now been dead for 9 years!

We offer: PvP Arena Survivalgames War Creative plots skyblock and rentable hotel rooms to spend your earned money on!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BaaBoo’s PVP Server

[German Server]

Der BaaBoo’s PVP Server

The server is currently under construction but…

Here you can build and become the survival king

We also already offer a PVP arena

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DiscoverCraft[PvP][PvM]

Hello, We are DiscoverCraft

In-game information!

Please check in-game!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Amazing-Craft

This is a Server That is Survival We wish You all a Happy New Year and we will greet our fellow PLayers Well This is survival Fractions server with PVP if Chosen Thanks For Reading Hope to See You All Soon! =)

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GuidoCraft

Awesome Fun Also Come Check Us Out On Planet Minecraft Just type in GuidoCraft And Your There!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PiggyCraft

This Server Is One Of My Servers it is a faction pvp server u spawn in a castle that is claimed as safezone and then you set out on your adventure you can build a castle and claim it and protect it fro enemy factions plese do not ask for staff

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2145	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TeefusCraft

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

We are providing a Community-based, Factions, PvP, Bukkit server. As far as plugins, we have Factions, MCMMO, SkyBlock, HeadDrops, a few really nice Spleef Arenas, a challenging Obstacle Course, BattleArena PvP arenas, LWC, ranks purchasable with in-game money, and a few Mob Arenas! Advertising other servers will get you banned, as will x-ray, hacks, and anything that gives you a PvP advantage over anyone else. Make sure you read the rules when you get in so you won’t get muted or banned right away.

P.S. – For those looking for a staff position as soon as you log in, don’t even bother copying the IP address. Staff is hired from trusted long-time members of TeefusCraft.

Thanks for reading! -=TeefusCraft Staff=-

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Noble Craft Network

Creative, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Once upon a time, a Minecraft user started a small SMP server. Over time, this server grew in size. Alongside the player count, the resources and money available to the server grew. Today, that server is called Noble Craft, with its owner being NobleProductions. SURVIVAL Using some of our favorite plugins, such as GriefPrevention, MobArena, and more, we’ve created a cleverly-assembled Survival server that aims to be everything you want it to be. However, not of our plugins are public, and this sets our server apart from the others. From lockboxes that leave you hooked on the first day to mob loot crates that keep you grinding away, a plethora of entirely-custom features is prevalent in Survival. CREATIVE Pick a plot and get building. Let your inner architect shine! Create the best castle on the server, host small build competitions with your friends, or even do some roleplay. KITPVP Developed by Lew_ himself, KitPvP is the very server showcased by ZexyZek. Select a kit and (literally) jump into the carnage. Earn achievements by getting lots of kills. Buy the best kit you can, or make your own in the shop! Hoard up some legendary items and demonstrate their divine status on the battlefield. Rank up on the top kills board and the top KDR board. PLOTS In this unique and economy-based take on Survival, you can choose a nice plot and get started. Turn your plot into a giant factory, producing mass amounts of resources, or turn it into your dream house. SKYBLOCK Take up the challenge of creating and maintaining a wealthy life where so few resources are available. Climb to the very top of the server, but you’ll get knocked down a few times. If you don’t have a good grip, you might fall into the void!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecreate Sanctuary

Minecreate started a year ago by Derrick (Nevermoar), Hs Darkness and AJ and resulted in many amazing buildings and people. Now it has been restarted and anyone is welcome!

The server is 24/7 with staff who are always here to help who can be in close communication. It is non-griefing or stealing and you can build anything you want! There is a shop, jail and public access to the nether! Come play now at mc.minecreate.com

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WorldScape2

The second Worldscape Minecraft server is here! This server is Factions PVP Grief based, so you can create factions with your friends and kill whoever you meet! Feel free to grief/raid any faction you come across, and you can dominate the server! We allow you to use lava, TNT and flint and steel! Fortify and expand your faction so other factions can’t destroy you.

The only protected area on this server is the spawn, so the rest of the world is free to explore! It is free to join, just use the IP listed at the top of the post.

The primary Worldscape server has been running for over a year, so you can be sure that it is run by experienced server admins.

We have selected the best plugins for our server to reduce lag and to ensure your experience on the server is as good as it can be. We are open to suggestions and will be happy to implement any.

REMEMBER: This is a pure Factions/PVP/Grief server, there is no teleportation or /back. Our other server at server.worldscapemc.com is SMP.

Hope to see you soon!

Server Website: http://worldscapemc.co.ukbetween players is available with console commands to help them out, anyone who votes for the server also gains some in game money.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ZeenCraft

We have looked far and wide for a good server with no luck so we made our own. With over 2 years of minecraft experience combined you wont be dissapointed. So come on bye and check us out.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.