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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Imagination Empire

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Hello! Welcome To Imagination Empire! We Are a survival, pvp, towny, economy server. we have jobs. We recommend using this texture/resource pack: http://www.planetminecraft.com/texture_pack/hdrealms/ we also have: Mini-Games (coming soon) Creative world (in creation) quests VIP world and shop Multiple Donor Ranks We Just started out so suggestions and feedback are welcome! please visit our website and register at; http://imaginationempire.enjin.com/home we have monthly and weekly prizes. We run on donations. so feel free to help out and keep the server running and lag free! 🙂 More things will be added as time goes on and when we get suggestions! We Hope you enjoy and have fun on our server!

Additional Details Welcome! we are a pvp, towny, economy, mini-games, creative, VIP access, protection, and MORE!!, friendly community! 🙂

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Runic Paradise

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Runic Paradise is an adventure of your own making! Relaxing time working on your hut in the woods? We’ve got you covered! Challenging puzzles to keep your mind and imagination sharp? Plenty in store! Looking to grind your way to the top of the leaderboards? Give it your best shot!

– Survival map with plenty of space to build on! – Economy plugins to buy, sell, and run your own store! – Optional survival content plugins, including McMMO and Slimefun! – Skyblock and Creative play-modes! – A rank ladder to climb up and unlock new perks along! – Effective anti-griefing measures! – Lots of custom content and minigames, including Mob Arena and Block Hunt! – Friendly Staff with several years of experience!

Our priorities are fair play and a friendly social environment! Griefing is not tolerated and language filters are in place. Otherwise… everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, there’s plenty of space in Paradise!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

WittyMoniker.com 24/7 Survival

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

WittyMoniker.com 24/7 Survival is a Minecraft SMP server with many anti-griefing and anti-cheating plugins. Great community, friendly staff!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1649

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SheepCraft Network

Creative, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to SheepCraft! We currently only have a creative server, but we’re working on a unique minigame!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Alphacraft

Creative

20 slots, Mega modern City, accepts new builders we also have a creative map where you can build whatever you want, Survival semi-RP.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FreshCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Freshcraft, a friendly building server. Towny, Economy, MCMMO!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

0cool.org

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to 0cool.org (Est. ‘2010) – We run as close to survival as possible with a couple enhancing plugins for those who want to participate. Other than this we are solely word of mouth, so if you are looking for a server to settle into, 0cool is the place for you! Especially if you are looking for a small server with a steady player base!

Plugins (22): zPermissions, WorldEdit, CoreProtect, Vault, ProtocolLib, Multiverse-Core, Vote, Votifier, LWC, MobArena, mcMMO, WorldGuard, dynmap, Essentials, MobCatcher, PreciousStones, EssentialsSpawn, EssentialsGeoIP, Multiverse-SignPortals, Multiverse-NetherPortals, ChestShop, EssentialsChat

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Oceanic Bending

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Oceanic Bending Is A Bending, Factions / PvP / Bending, RP and Creative 1.8.1 No Lag server. This server, with it’s empathetic, respectful, and civilized staff, it’s amazing builders, and interesting plugins, to keep players entertained daily. dedicated and kind players, and a gorgeous spawn and arena for players to PvP with bending

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FamilyMinecraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft server for all ages! The server is ran by a family of minecraft. We are always looking for new players to join the family! JOIN NOW!!!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cubeville

Economy, PvP, Survival

Cubeville is a 24/7 Family Friendly Survival server. Custom Plugins, Active staff, automated economy, PVP-Arenas with loadouts, customized Spleef, and so much more.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftDiggers

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a survival, pvp vanilla server. Please don’t build too close to spawn, thanks! All ages are welcome! Mature players preferred. No modded clients allowed. New and veteran players welcome, please feel free to bring your friends!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Apple Realms

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Apple Realms IP = mc.realms.cc website = http://realms.cc About Us: Apple Realms is a network, focused on one goal. Your happiness! We want you to experience the best you can get. With premium hardware and an extremely dedicated staff team, We believe Apple Realms is the server for you.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	5572
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WitherStormNetwork

Survival

NEW!! – Survival 2016! – log in now to get started!

The WitherStormNetwork is a trusted community with a great fan base. Simply the best place to call home! Looking for somewhere safe from grief you’ve come to the right place.

For Friendly Down to Earth people that just want to carve out a nice new home on a friendly server. No gimmicks or fancy buy in options for better advantages. no laundry list of rules, no donation boxes just play the game and stay alive! We believe in fair game play, admins will not help if you’re hungry so don’t ask for items. This would create an unfair advantage over new players. Build a farm underground if you have to. Participating in events or finding hidden treasure chests may be your ticket to a prosperous start.

We are not looking to make money and don’t care about large player bases. If you’re looking for OP status, time and dedication to the game is the only way you’ll get it. You don’t have to ask for it, it will be given to you if you stay true to the game.

Anyone looking to get in on a wild adventure from the start look no further. Were open to suggestions and welcome your contribution.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	279	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Vanilla World

Survival, Vanilla

What is our server about?

Vanilla World is a unique kind of server. What makes it so special is that griefing does not occur yet the experience is 100% vanilla. This is because every player gets teleported to a different part of the map, hundreds of thousands of blocks away from anyone else. This makes griefing incidents very unlikely! We are not technically vanilla but we believe in order for every player to enjoy the same vanilla experience certain plugins are required. This is truly a one of a kind server because we write most the our plugins ourselves.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FateCraft

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	42	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.