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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

mcdragonsdoom

KitPvP

a fun server

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaVerse

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

With our warmhearted community and cheerful staff, you’ll find yourself cozy in our handcrafted vanilla experience. We have it all: land claiming, no griefing, a fun server culture, and some of the friendliest players you’ll meet! We throw a variety of events from time to time to appeal to any player from the PvP god, to the builder, and of course the classic survivalist.

Welcome home to VanillaVerse!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

sharkland

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Corsia Craft

Economy, Roleplay

Corsia Craft is a Steampunk themed roleplay server that has been in the works for a year and a half, with admins who have been running similar servers for two and a half. Corsia Craft features a large, lovingly crafted and detailed Steampunk city and greater island, rich lore that evolves through player events, dynamic politics and faction relations, and highly energised and dedicated staff. For additional information, our own forums, or to apply for staff, please visit our website. The server is grey-listed which means players who have not yet created an approved character will not be able to interact or chat in the RP world. To gain an approved character now, you can either post an application here or on our RP forum which either an Admin or RP staff member will review. Once approved we will add you to the grey-list!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ZenCraft

Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: zencraft.us

♦ ZenCraft ♦ —– | Factions | Prison | Magic | GUNS | VANILLA | SkyBlock | Creative | Raiding | KitPVP | PVP | STARWARS | CITYVILLE | FARMVILLE |—– With a Skilled staff we are committed to bringing our players the best gameplay possible with a variety of servers to choose from. Our motto is to constantly improve and to never forget about the little things. Earn in game cash by mining, chopping, digging, killing monsters, killing players and auctioning items. Check out some of the server features below. ================= ♦ Free ranks ♦ Amazing PvP ♦ Auctions ♦ Factions ♦ Shops ♦ Kits ♦ Monsters ♦ Custom weapons ♦ Magic ♦ Guns ♦ SkyBlock ♦ Creative ♦ And MORE ================= ♦Join now at zencraft.us ♦

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	1421	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Sorb Pixelcore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

This is a pixelmon server, join us

this is a personal modpack you, if you have technic launcher you can add this pack by adding this url: http://www.technicpack.net/api/modpack/sorb-pixelcore-modpack

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Lichs Server

Factions, PvP, Survival

Come join our server Respectful, friendly and understanding staff small server with 30 slots See you there!!! 😀 ✔✌

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MultiPvP

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to MultiPvP Network. The most dangerous bird lives here We birds goal is to fly our players to the top and that is exactly how we have been doing for 4 years and we will continue with that.

Factions MultiPvP Factions is built in the best possible way, with everything built on simplicity and elegance, what we have achieved is something fantastic. A server unique to its class and a server that takes Minecraft to another level. Together with the worlds best community and staff team, we take Factions to a level. We build the server based on our players needs and together with the community to make a server that I or not you have done but we built together.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Arnies World

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is my first server that is relatively simple at the moment. It has very few rules and restrictions. I will be changing and updating constantly. If anything is not working properly please let me know, I will be online at least for an hour every day.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SaiCoPvP

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding

SaiCoPvP!

About SaiCoPvP? SaiCoPvP is a server run by professional, experienced minecraft players. The owners of the server listen to every players input/suggestions on the servers and thrive to make a friendly community for the players.The server is based mainly around the raiding/pvp aspect of minecraft as the staff know that there is a huge community waiting for them if they do make a good server. Our server has been trying to develop the utmost best raiding-pvp for our users the past year, we have many Unique plugins for all the servers, Some to tweak the servers performance others to improve the user based performance as we know having the better server

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CityPrison

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

SwordPvP is a unique minecraft network, featuring classics with twists as well as custom mini-games. We offer a prison server that has been open for well over 2 years and counting, KitPvP, AuroraGames, Mini-Games, HecateCraft, HadesGames, Creative, HungerGames and much much more! With awesome things around each corner you’ll never want to leave! Check us out today!

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NutzMc

Factions, PvP, Raiding

====[] NutzMc []==== NutzMc is a Minecraft server hub. We offer many servers for you to play on! If you’re looking for a great community, amazing staff, and no-lag servers, you’re in the right place!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HydraPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Prison

The Hydra Network

– Hardcore Factions – OP Factions – Practice PVP

Join now with mc.hydrapvp.com and visit us online at www.hydrapvp.com!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ClassicSB

Parkour, Skyblock

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KillTracker Luxury Games

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Prison, Hide and Seek, Skywars, Zombies, and More!

– Inspired by your everyday Prison servers, but a lot MORE! – Medium sized server, its possible to actually talk to people instead of everyone spamming the chat so you cant be seen – Easy to navigate – Great for inexperienced players, Great for pros – Join now for hours of fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”