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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Trap Door Network

Factions, Hardcore, PvP

Join For Fun Give It a try we are a new server and we already have staff but feel free to join!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Redstoner

Creative, Survival

Redstoner is an amazing server for all redstoners of any (or no) skill level, beginner to advanced, from combo locks to doors to CPUs! We have a friendly community and experienced staff who are all kind and welcoming.

We try to give out as many permissions we can without risking server lag. You will have access to plugins that are considered not potentially harmful. Getting access to WorldEdit is fairly simple if you hang around a bit! We are writing custom plugins to make your experience in our multiple worlds better and unique.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	1433

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Punchcraft Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Towny

Here at Punchcraft, you’ll find gameplay to fit the needs of every type of player. We currently offer Towny, Factions, Creative, Skyblock, Prison, KitPvP, Skywars, and more! With helpful staff here to help you 24/7, Come join today! What are you waiting for? Connect to mc.Punchcraft.us – You won’t be disappointed!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NerdNu

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

The Nerd.Nu Minecraft Servers

Online since 2009, reliable and longstanding. NO pay-to-win or pay-for-perks. Semi-vanilla and no special clients etc. required. Mature, voluntary staff drawn from the player base. Active community, forums and subreddit.

Come and join us on our Creative, Non-PvP (PvE) and Minigames servers!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Omega Realm

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Skyblock

Omega Realm, currently one of the longest on-going networks with no intentions on stopping.

Factions Custom Skyblock KitPvP Creative Survival

IP: OmegaRealm.com Forums: https://forum.omegarealm.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PCNRaidz

Factions, Raiding

We Are An OP Faction Server We Hope You Enjoy Your Gameplay On PCNRaidz

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SoulPlex.Net

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Soulplex is an awesome minecraft server always with the latest version of the game. It has many modes such as Sky Block, Sky Wars, Factions, Survival, Creative etc.. We will be very glad if you come and play together with us! Have a nice time with our players and our friendly staff.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6744	Alien Abductions:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HydraCraft

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

DO NOT ask for Staff Rank You will be kicked if you ask please apply at website About the Server Hydra-Craft is a Minecraft Server with Custom Enchantments, Factions and PVP

What you Need to Know Chests cant be locked There is a Power death ban for 1 minute (if you lose all your power) Custom enchantments are achieved rarely by enchantment tables Difficulty is on HARD mode and DO NOT ask for a admin role please go to our website for applications Also Remember to Vote for $2000

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9778

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

D-Nexus

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

“The lag is low; the uptime is high (24/7 of course); the plugins are balanced (yes, you have to earn those diamonds); the admins are more than competent; and the community is friendly except when it comes to the occasional murder and robbery. 9/10 would bang on people’s doors to recommend”

“Everyone is friendly and helpful, the plugins are a good balance between ‘fun’ and ‘challenging’, and the public areas (such as survival spawn, and the hub) are awe-inspiring — sometimes I’ll just wander around them to take in the sights. The staff is always quick to respond, whether it’s fixing a problem, listening to suggestions, or answering questions”

– Review posted by user(s)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TheBurgServer

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This multiplayer server is entirely Vanilla Minecraft. We have implemented a system of team PvP to help improve your experience and make us somewhat unique. Gather a team together and kill other players to advance to become the winners of the week. Each week a new prize is given out to the winning team. If teams are tied, they will fight it out in our custom-built Colosseum. Fights will be held there regularly if you are seeking to actually gain some items rather than just points. All items are given back to the victim if it is outside of the arena. You can play regular minecraft, but getting kills will earn you prizes and fame! Come on and join us!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sami Stine

Creative, Mini Games, Raiding, Skyblock

Sami Stine

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RedemptionTeams

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	3448

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

eaveecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

eaveecraft

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MCB-Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2376

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!