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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6435 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of chicken minions that will do your bidding. Need a castle built? Just ask the Chicken King and his army of feathered friends will have it done in no time.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of enchanted golden apples? It’s the thrill of a lifetime!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Remember, yvan eht nioj!