NineYards Flan Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Technology Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Discord, discovery, exclusive, FANTASY, Immersive, Join, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mysteries, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realm, Realmpvp, Secrets, Server, smp, Structures, Technology

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	86126	Dragon Eggs Found:	5343
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️

https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of Minecraft server is this?	This is an immersive journey server with untold mysteries waiting to be explored.
How many realms are there to join?	There are 3 realms available for players to join.
Can I craft structures in the realms?	Yes, players can craft majestic structures that reflect their unique vision.
Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?	Yes, you can join the Discord community here.

Pixel Born Land 1.20.3

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Holy Grails Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Emeralds Found:	4216	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Yo, bro, if you were born with this pic, you’re basically guaranteed to be an incel for life, right? But guess what, on this Minecraft server, we turn incels into CHADs! Join us and watch as your social skills level up faster than a creeper explodes!

>can’t even talk to girls without sweating bullets>minecraft server makes you a ladies’ man

Forget sweating bullets when talking to girls, on this server, you’ll be spitting game like a pro! Our virtual world will turn you into a ladies’ man in no time.

>parents disappointed in your lack of success>minecraft server will make them proud

Tired of your parents being disappointed in your lack of success? Join our Minecraft server and watch as they beam with pride at your epic building skills and PvP prowess.

>friends make fun of your gaming skills>minecraft server will make you a legend

Who needs friends when you can become a legend on our Minecraft server? Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a community that will worship your every block placement.

Join now and become the Minecraft CHAD you were always meant to be!

CraftyBridesmaidDrama

affordability, bridal party, bridesmaid costs, Communication, CraftyBridesmaidDrama, destination bachelorette party, financial boundaries, financial strain, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, makeup costs, MONEY, travel expenses, wedding attire, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding participation, wedding planning

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	9798	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Farms Harvested:	887
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship doesn’t come with a price tag! Unlike being a bridesmaid in real life, on our server, you can be as broke as a joke and still have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun without breaking the bank. No need to worry about destination bachelorette parties or expensive dresses here – just grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to friendship!

So come on, don’t be an “asshole” like in real life, join our server and let’s make memories that won’t cost you a dime!

TextureHaterCraft

eating habits, food aversions, food avoidance, food choices, food dislikes, food habits, food phobias, food preferences, food sensitivities, food texture, picky eater, sensory issues, taste preferences, texture aversion, TextureHaterCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Do you avoid certain foods because they feel like a slimy slug in your mouth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that all virtual food will have the perfect texture! No more gagging over mushy bananas or squishy tomatoes, our pixelated cuisine will have you drooling for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a juicy masterpiece that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha. Legend has it that anyone who takes a bite of the Blocky Burger will gain superhuman building skills and the ability to mine diamonds with their bare hands. So join us now and feast like a king while building like a pro!

Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server

#endorsement, advertising, broadcasting, Commercial, Consumer, Deception, episode, false advertising, Listener, Manipulation, Marketing, Media, Message, Minecraft, opposite, Podcast, Promotion, reversed, Server, Show, sponsor, sponsored content, Sponsorship, tagline

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.

but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	149812
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ores Mined:	1284
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Towns Built:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	63	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4753	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	5108	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Votes:	798
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Farms Harvested:	496
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	281