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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 395 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 85 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 4673 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Hey you! Yes, you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Do you crave drama, excitement, and outrageousness? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!
Join now for the chance to battle against evil land eaters and behemoths in epic solo raids! But be warned, the maintenance crew might accidentally turn you into a pumpkin or a frog during the process. It’s all part of the fun!
And don’t miss out on our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel. Who knew they were such badasses with swords and magic powers? Plus, upcoming recruit Grave is rumored to have a pet zombie unicorn that farts rainbows. How cool is that?!
But wait, there’s more! Dress up your character in the latest fashion with costume passes like Scarlet’s Black Shadow Longing Flower or D’s Killer Wife Secret Party Cleaner. Because nothing says “I’m here to slay monsters” like a killer party outfit!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of entertainment, insanity, and pure chaos. And remember, lewding my daughter is strictly prohibited. We have a giant chicken ready to peck anyone who dares to break the rules! 🐔🚫😂
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