| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 109 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 200 | Crops Grown: | 4067 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.
Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?
So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.
So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 65 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7135 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.
If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us and become a part of the MLG cult of believers who know gaming culture inside out. We challenge people to 1v1s on Rust while snacking on Doritos and chugging Mountain Dew like true gamers. This isn’t just about slapping a meme on a coin, it’s about hitting a nerve with a community that gets it.
Our server is not the product of a boring VC boardroom, it’s a wild universe where anything can happen. We are building wealth in crypto while building epic structures in Minecraft. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s dominate the supercycle together. NFA ofc, because who needs rules when you’re having this much fun!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Looking to join a server with a touch of madness? Look no further than our upcoming Extractions, where you’ll face off against the likes of The Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and The Barber of La Manchaland Outis. Trust us, these NPCs are no joke – they’ll have you laughing and crying at the same time!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, don’t miss out on our Target Extraction missions. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into when you’re tasked with taking down ID & E.G.O – it’s a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!
So why wait? Download our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the tutorial is important – you never know what kind of wacky surprises await you in this insane world. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Bobby become chef Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
