NightOwlPerks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Players Killed by Monsters:	7149	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	60	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you a night owl who loves staying up late and playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of mining and crafting under the glow of the moon.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the mobs are extra friendly at night. Instead of attacking you, they’ll break out into a synchronized dance routine to entertain you while you mine for diamonds.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs that give you special powers. Who wouldn’t want to be able to fly like a chicken in Minecraft?

So come join us on our server for a night of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of spooky excitement. Who knows what surprises await you in the darkness of night!

Trash Bashin’ Yard Yanker

animal habitats, Bashin, city ordinances, city services, community responsibility, community standards, couch removal, environmental concerns, neighbor dispute, neighborhood complaints, neighborly etiquette, outdoor furniture, outdoor storage, Pest Control, property maintenance, property rights, public health, sanitation, Trash, trash removal, Waste Disposal, wildlife, Yanker, YARD

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with pesky wildlife making themselves at home in your neighbor’s yard furniture? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about raccoons, cats, stray dogs, or any other critters taking over your virtual space! We promise to keep our virtual couches clean and critter-free, so you can relax and build to your heart’s content without any unwanted guests. Plus, we won’t judge you for taking matters into your own hands and getting rid of that eyesore – in fact, we encourage it! Join us now and say goodbye to moldy couches and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Emeralds Found:	2714
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Runes Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	93
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	207677	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Potions Brewed:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Magic Items Found:	7193
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Enchantments Applied:	230
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	73
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Divine Spears Created:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4297	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Crops Grown:	9157	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Towns Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!