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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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