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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 5562 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 258 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We’ve got diamond armor for days and our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes.
But the real reason you should join? Our resident parrot, Pablo, is a straight-up legend. He’s got a killer sense of humor and can drop some sick beats on the jukebox. Plus, he’s best friends with a zombie named Bob who just wants to find love in a world full of brains.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, we love this little world like you wouldn’t believe.