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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6199 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Crops Grown: | 6420 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where llamas rule with an iron hoof, and players can ride on the backs of giant chickens into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity. Trust us, it’s worth it!