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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9878 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 690840 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where llamas rule with an iron hoof, and players can ride on the backs of giant chickens into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity. Trust us, it’s worth it!