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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4344 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 68 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
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So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and let the madness begin!