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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 2891 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 16 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays golden eggs, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive unicorn horse that farts rainbows. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies will stop attacking you just to give you a high-five.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and let the madness begin!