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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5694 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4564 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays golden eggs, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive unicorn horse that farts rainbows. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies will stop attacking you just to give you a high-five.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and let the madness begin!