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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5278 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2762 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays golden eggs, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive unicorn horse that farts rainbows. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies will stop attacking you just to give you a high-five.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and let the madness begin!