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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4725 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2581 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 265 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays golden eggs, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive unicorn horse that farts rainbows. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies will stop attacking you just to give you a high-five.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and let the madness begin!