| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5746 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 432 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8583 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6351 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 82 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 291 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1089 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5363 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 177 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Votes: | 7712 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6356 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4205 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8910 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3873 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2978 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 108 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 4018 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4270 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Votes: | 533 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5285 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3732 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 978 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Emeralds Found: | 4993 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1866 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 121 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3047 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9038 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2980 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5443 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5675 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7286 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 2259 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 7701 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
