Never Saw These Washed Up Plumbers Play Minecraft SMP

80s, 90s, childhood memories, classic games, Entertainment, Flags, gaming industry, iconic characters, Luigi, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, Obsession, Old, Play, plumbers, pop culture, retro gaming, smp, super mario bros, video games, WASHED, washed up

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a world where plumbers are the ultimate celebrities! Forget about those old, washed-up plumbers from the past, because on our server, we have a whole new level of plumber madness. Dive into crazy adventures, build insane contraptions, and battle against evil turtles and mushrooms! Who needs flags when you can have a plumber-tastic time on our server? Join now and experience the plumber craze like never before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Love Letters Sent:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Farms Harvested:	970	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Animals Bred:	119
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Potions Brewed:	32
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Animals Bred:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Towns Built:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Void Armor Forged:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome To LoyalMC This Is SuperPowers x Gemsteal x Lifesteal SMP This Server Give Feel Like A Private SMP ! Low Ping 24/7 Online… Java & The appearance of… Any Problem Join https://discord.gg/FyTTpR22HQ

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.