Never Saw These Washed Up Plumbers Play Minecraft SMP

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

delusions, Hallucinations, INSANE, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, retarded, schizophrenia, Server, sped, VOICES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ores Mined:	9102
Players Killed by Monsters:	5262	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8223	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	336255
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Towns Built:	9
Enchantments Applied:	291	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6783
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mines Excavated:	4744

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Magic Items Found:	5249
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Star Shards Collected:	135	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	143
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4898	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Towns Built:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Farms Harvested:	371	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3