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KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	167
Dragon Eggs Found:	5482	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

Adults, anxiety, anxiety relief, CraftyBlanketZzz, depression, depression treatment, Effective, enhancing mood, improve sleep, insomnia, insomnia in adults, mental health, mental health conditions, Mental Wellness, reducing medication use, relaxation aid, sleep disorders, sleep improvement, SleepyCraftersUnited, stress relief, study, Weighted blankets

u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BRAZIL Network

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A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	461	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Chaotic Network

Chaotic Network, classic, Community, Economy, Gamemodes, guardrails, Ip:, mc-chaotic.net, minecraft server, modern touch, philosophy, Playstyle, Skyblock

IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, heresy edition, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, patch notes, PvP, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

browsing, Communication, crazy, Digital, discussion, Entertainment, forum, Hifi, Hope, internet, lol, long tail tags, making threads, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, privacy, SECURITY, smp, social media, Technology, WiFi

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Farms Harvested:	379
Ores Mined:	4008	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Conflict, current events, gaza, GazaGrieferz, Hamas, iaf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, october 7, palestine, pro-October 7, Propaganda, School, Server, strikes, terrorists, violence, War

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Towns Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, defense forces, Gaza strike, Hamas, Hamas Leader, idf, intelligence, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, SECURITY, Server, Sinwars, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War, Yahya Sinwar

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixel Perfect Moments

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u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crops Grown:	8340
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Cannabis Dreamland Server

Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, cannabis oil, cannabis research, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive performance, Dreamland, holistic treatment, insomnia, medical marijuana, medicinal cannabis, mental health, natural remedy, placebo-controlled study, plant-based medicine, Server, sleep aid, sleep deprivation, sleep disorder, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, therapeutic benefits

so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Celestium SMP

Community, cosmetic text, Custom Dungeons, dedicated discord server, Discord, Economy, essential features, established community, Join, Lands plugin, MCMMO, New server, no world resets, Player Economy, PvP, questions, Reply, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Structures, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world gen

Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

See you on the server! 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	976893	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Techline Gaming Minecraft

Community, high quality servers, mature managers, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Techline Gaming, Vanilla, Whitelist

The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dragons Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

delusions, Hallucinations, INSANE, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, retarded, schizophrenia, Server, sped, VOICES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9