Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • /VTai/ – Voxel Tuber AI Minecraft SMP

    /VTai/ – Voxel Tuber AI Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images and piercing gazes that will make your screen crackle with energy! Our server is like no other, with a Wiki that’s a work in progress and resources that will blow your mind. Need a break from the chaos? Check out our FAQ or dive into the world of VTuber XL Loras. But beware, the LoRAs are archived and ready to cause mayhem at any moment.

    Looking for a challenge? Our EF+HLL Guide will push your Minecraft skills to the limit, while our VTuber Model Mixes will have you creating masterpieces in no time. Need some inspiration? Our VTuber Prompt List is here to spark your creativity and take your builds to the next level.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to insane scripts, cloud hosted installs that now require payment (because why not?), and GPU performance data that will make your computer weep with joy. And if you’re still not convinced, just remember that our tags are on point, our NovelAI wiki is a treasure trove of knowledge, and our models will leave you speechless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community on the internet. Just remember to watch out for the LoRAs and be prepared for anything. See you on the server, player!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8126
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • First World Minecraft Server

    First World Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a wild llama rodeo. That’s right, llamas everywhere wearing cowboy hats and bucking like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to stay on for more than 10 seconds, you’ll win a golden carrot as a prize!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen thriller moves like these before.

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food court where the chickens serve up gourmet meals made from only the finest diamond-encrusted wheat. It’s a taste sensation that will have you coming back for seconds, thirds, and maybe even fourths.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 1476
    Dimension Hops: 13 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Asari and Humans Minecraft SMP Union

    Asari and Humans Minecraft SMP Union
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Citadel in Mass Effect – a melting pot of different species and cultures coming together to mine, build, and cause chaos!

    Join us and witness the epic love story between an asari and a human player, whose marriage is recognized and celebrated by all the other players in our server. From building their dream house together to going on epic mining adventures, this power couple is the envy of all other players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of creepers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive tyranny?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, and where love knows no bounds – even between different species!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Ores Mined: 1396

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Speech Impediment Showdown Minecraft Server

    Speech Impediment Showdown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the LOLs and chaos you could ever dream of! Join us and witness the epic battle of which vtuber has the strongest speech impediment. And guess what? It’s none other than Hajime! But don’t worry, his speech impediment only makes him even more powerful in the game. Join now to witness the madness and maybe even learn a thing or two about overcoming obstacles in the most hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer

    Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer
    Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

    So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Emoji Minecraft Server

    Emoji Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel as expressionless as a zombie? Look no further, because our server will have you grinning from ear to ear like a creeper who just discovered a diamond mine! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and more memes than you can shake a pickaxe at. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s turn that frown upside down and join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CubeWorld Minecraft server

    CubeWorld Minecraft server

    – Our server is located in the Russian Federation

    – The most modern website with unique ideas

    – Lagi? Haven’t heard

    – Two types of modes | Easy and Swift anarchy

    – Anti-cheat with artificial intelligence

    – We made a combination of anarchy, clan wars, and griefing

    – No money to donate? Received for free, taking first places in the tops

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, paid-to-win Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is finally free from the clutches of the evil paid posts! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob can grant wishes to those who prove themselves worthy, so make sure to impress him with your building skills and quick reflexes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into – just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun!

    Join us and experience the epicness of Version 2.6, where you can explore the mystical land of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and witness the beauty of Lingsha with the Burning Scent of Home.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions and master the Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll. Trust us, it’s more exhilarating than riding a llama through a field of creepers!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. Plus, our Light Cone Banners will leave you feeling Worrisome, Blissful, and Abundant all at once.

    Don’t miss out on our new Drip Marketing events, where you can snag 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less paperwork!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for exclusive rewards. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1976

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

    Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

    Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Single Man Minecraft Server

    Single Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4896
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

    Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

    But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

    Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2252 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

    Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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