Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TeamCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE

TeamCraft is a highly balanced Factions / PvE / Survival Minecraft Server.

We are a group of experienced Minecraft players tired of cheating, flying, instant teleporting repeatedly and even some players having full immunity. It breaks the fun and Minecraft’s dynamic completely. Every player should have a chance to counterattack whoever is his enemy or how much he donated to server with a real chance of success.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SlayerCraft

IPs: slayercraft.csrv.pl or s46.csrv.pl:39774

Welcome to SlayerCraft – Polish but globalised server. Don’t worry, we use mostly English so it won’t be a problem for You to understand anything.

Here you can: – explore HUGE map (+/-30 maps merged in one), from skyscraper cities to underwater dungeons – enjoy our projects, and help us if you want to (eg. Stronghold – one of the biggest spaceships ever made, with everything inside) – decide who you want to be – you can work in mine or be a Lord of one of our districts (you have to do something to be someone like this example though) – be an OP (after a specified time, no-banning, no breaking rules and paying regulary for the server) – be an GM (for this you don’t have to pay, but you have to be noticed by our community, you have to be someone known and known for good things :)) – and of course, you can enjoy many events on our server (we have many parties, sometimes we destroy something for fun, or just… destroy something for fun :D)

WE HAVE OUR OWN WIKI (being prepared for english version)

Like us on Facebook – facebook.com/slayercraft

Be addicted, be cool and cause no trouble and you’ll be rewarded

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crops Grown:	6708
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Iceycraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival

Server IP:mc.iceycraft.org JOIN NOW! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! Website: www.iceycraft.org

Iceycraft Network: Anarchy Server – No rules! Hack Clients Allowed! Factions Server – Create Factions, Grief, Raid, Protect! KitPvP Server – Take your skills to another level! Creative Server – Build what your imagination desires!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EnchantedPVP

A server with hardcore PVP factions incentive. We are low on players, and looking for new ones. We may be accepting/allowing staff applications later on.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minevival

Economy

Vivalgaming: Minevival is a dedicated 24 hour hosted premium minecraft server that has been built by the old Minevival team. The server is highly community focused, and covers the whole minecraft section in the Vivalgaming community.

The goal of Minevival is to build a strong community with players that enjoy socializing and playing minecraft with each other. Our staff team will not only ensure that you’ll have fun playing minecraft with awesome people, but they will also provide you with the best gameplay that you can possibly access! We can achieve these goals with our many special features, like custom built spawns and arena’s, a plot system which is used to built a community spawn, McMMO to boost your regular survival experience, many plugins that are customly made for our server to provide a unique way of playing and much more other cool stuff!

Because Minevival values their community, the staff team will hold close bonds to the players itself. We will try to organize as much ‘events’ as possible, and the community can make suggestion and vote about future ingame features!

Another aspect that Minevival values, is that we don’t want our server to have a pay-to-win system. This is why all our donation ranks exists for the sole reason to support the community and the server.(and for some great cosmetic effects!) We’ve also got monthly donation goals, and server-wide packages.

Minevival is currently not accessible for everyone, but is using a whitelist. However, you can get acces to this awesome community by filling in a form on our website, and being an active member!

If you’re interested to join this community, you should definitely check out our website: www.minevival.com.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Lo69Craft

We are a dedicated friendly server always trying out new ideas to keep things interesting, 24/7 95% up time with multiple worlds. – Creative world for testing – Treasure Hunts, Mob Arenas And Zombie Runs. – Full Grief Protection, Shops, PvP And PvE. – In game ranking system.

Rules (0 tolerance for newcomers) No Griefing Spamming Or Using Hacks. No Swearing Or Offending Others.

IP:85.13.203.197

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Wrath Pvp

If you want a hardcore faction server then Wrath pvp is the place for you there are very nice mods and admins and the pvp in this server is amazing we would all very much appreciate it if you came and joined are server who knows you might even want to donate so please join wrath pvp and tell them gagerules sent you (owner- Wfloydboy Head Admin-smash)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Vanilla PVP Grief

PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Vanilla

You will not find another pvp server with pure vanilla fighting and building. No factions, no free items, no whitelist, no building restrictions. The city is there just so you can flatten it. Griefing is allowed, however do not confuse griefing with cheating. Anyone using cheating programs will be banned permanently with no warnings.

WARNINGS! 1)Difficulty is 3 and Anarchy PVP is hard. If you are new to Minecraft, do not play here and complain. 2)World spawn is camped. Follow the advice below or die like a fool. 3)Dungeons are extremely hard. With full armor and 2 people it is barely possible.

If spawning under attack, make a run for it. Use F3 to note your secret base location. Move to 500+ blocks from spawn and build a bed. Collect 26 Iron for armor and sword. Construct a Bow and Arrows. Return to spawn to seek blood!

Players’ Ender Chests and held items will be saved between seeds.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineSpark

Massive multiworld server with friendly, adult Admins and Moderators. We have several survival worlds, a creative world that uses kits, a redstone world, as well as a few custom ones unique ONLY to MineSpark (Outbreak zombie survival, and Kingdoms RPG world). Come join us at minespark.net!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HYPERCRAFT

We have admins who are willing to help, a nice website, lots of fun plugins, and no lag! There is a whitelist, but everyone get accepted.

Get whitelisted at: http://hypercrafting.enjin.com/forum

Mumble: east2.voice.enjin.com:61123

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ZunixPvP Hardcore PVP

– ZunixPvP – ▪ Hardcore ▪ Factions ▪ Raiding ▪ Stealing ▪ Griefing ▪ Arenas ▪ A Nice Community ▪ Many Events ▪ Tons More > Our Current IP is: 198.12.65.29:25965 < Our goal is to aim for the best community out of all of the Hardcore servers. We are an up-and-coming server with confidence that we will be your favorite choice as a Hardcore PvP Server!

Want to know more? JOIN THE SERVER!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Celestria

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Photos: https://imgur.com/a/NaMTjwb

A magical survival server with optional RPG elements, java and bedrock support.

Land claims, rollback protection, and fantastical locations to explore, economy, and McMMO is just a hint of what we offer. You can expect standard survival features but also many other quality of life improvements. The server has a heavy focus on kindness, relaxation, and chill vibe, toxicity strictly not allowed and will be swiftly dealt with.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pig Network

Creative, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Low Lag, Hosted in the US Pig Network, Current GameModes Factions Creative Survival (being release 4/17 (Today)) GameModes coming soon Skywars Capture the Flag Domination Party Games DeathMatch and more Running 1.7.4 but updates fast! when joining, use the ./server command to move from server to server like this /server creative, /server pigpvp, /server survival

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

minespeed

Hello I present to you my minecraft server which is called minespeed server created for around 8 months pvp server / freebuild / creative server around 30 people connected every afternoon, competent staff several maps available for people to play on it. we look forward to seeing you soon on minespeed, cordially the staff (precision it does not have server port )

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Avicus Network

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

1.8 to 1.12 Support

Play unique competitive Minecraft PVP mini-games ran by our 100% custom plugins including:

– Team Deathmatch (TDM) – Capture the Flag (CTF) – King of the Hill (KOTH) – Destroy the Monument (DTM) – Capture the Wool (CTW) – Sky Wars – The Walls / Bridges

Avicus was started in 2011 and has been hosting PVP mini-games since 2012. Do you have ideas for new games? We make them happen!

Join our Minecraft server by using our IP address: avic.us

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.