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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1042 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4476 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!
