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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8401 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!
