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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5021 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 173 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!
