Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 3047 | Potions Brewed: | 55 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 9889 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
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