so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 14
Gods Slained: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
Astral Projections Made: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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