so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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