so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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