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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2585 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
– We have a secret underground cat mafia that controls the economy of the server. If you want to thrive, you better be on good terms with the feline overlords.
– Our spawn town is actually a giant litter box, but don’t worry, we’ve trained the creepers to stay away. Just watch out for the occasional hairball explosion.
– We have a yearly “Purr-lympics” event where players compete in cat-themed challenges like chasing laser pointers and knocking things off of shelves. The winner gets a lifetime supply of fish!
– Our admin team consists entirely of highly trained cats who communicate through meows and headbutts. They may seem aloof, but they have a paw-some sense of justice.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server! Just remember, in this world, if you want to succeed, you better bring your A-game and your love for all things feline. No pussy, no work!