Nermitcraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SOPs4MeNotU – Minecraft Server

clocking in, competitive salary, Contribute, develop processes, discomfort, easily replaceable, effective results, extract process, improve process, managerial position, Minecraft, new supervisor, piling on tasks, Server, Shadowing, skeptical, SOPs, SOPs4MeNotU, Startups, Tracker, well-established company, work remotely

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Enchantments Applied:	205
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your creativity and doesn’t try to steal your ideas like a shady supervisor? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate originality and teamwork without any sneaky Google Forms or backstabbing coworkers.

Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.

So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!

SocializeCraft SMP

building relationships, Communication, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, smp, social activities, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Social Skills, SocializeCraft, socializing, socializing for adults, socializing for extroverts, socializing for introverts, socializing for shy individuals, socializing for teenagers, socializing in a new city, socializing in groups, socializing in public, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Items Found:	7044	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Hey gamers, are you tired of being a lonely loser in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is like a virtual party where you can socialize with other players and make friends while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

NoStressCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Potions Brewed:	175
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9709
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Meteorites Collected:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Buildings Constructed:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	64

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5008	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Buildings Constructed:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchantments Applied:	230
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2634
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Players:	90/600	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0