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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2466 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2219 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 174 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
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