Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Emeralds Found: 9018
Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Chimeras Created: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Towns Built: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Crops Grown: 4366
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Alien Abductions: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Zombie Dances: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Runes Activated: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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