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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 387 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.
And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.
So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!