NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

aita, baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Towns Built:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
New Chunks Explored:	468292	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1453
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	7669	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	161	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	97858	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4312
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Animals Bred:	73
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.