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DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 17 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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