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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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