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DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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