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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Astral Projections Made: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 159 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Gods Slained: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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