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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Players Killed by Monsters: 6573

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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