Neoproterozoic Life Survivors | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Animals Bred:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	935
Star Shards Collected:	179	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

Server200222.aternos.me

English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	1372
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2825	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mines Excavated:	3422	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

DoggyDramaCraft

aggression, breeding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dog, dog behavior, DoggyDramaCraft, Experience, family dynamics, Fixed, Japanese akita, large breed dog, Marriage, obedience training, pet ownership, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, socialization, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8134	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of teamwork and communication just like in the story of this poor doggo!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to breed virtual animals without any of the real-life drama. Our server is filled with players who are always willing to lend a helping hand, unlike some partners who leave all the pet responsibilities to one person.

Explore our vast virtual world with your furry friends by your side, without worrying about them turning aggressive towards other players. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you decide to fix your virtual pets to avoid any unnecessary drama.

So come on, join our server and let’s create some hilarious stories together, just like the one above!

CraftyAfricanVibes

Africa, Colonialism, Corruption, CraftyAfricanVibes, Development, economic challenges, economic growth, Economy, education, Exploitation, foreign investment, Governance, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Natural resources, Poor, POVERTY, resource-rich, Social Issues, wealth disparity

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world as rich in resources as Africa, but without the crazy poor part! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Ever wondered why Africa is so resource rich but crazy poor? Well, on our server, we have a hilarious backstory for that! Legend has it that a mischievous group of creepers once invaded Africa and stole all the wealth, leaving the land barren and the villagers broke. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to reclaim the riches and restore prosperity to the land!

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, danger, and plenty of loot. Build your own empire, team up with friends, and take on the creepers in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

Montenegro Mayhem Minecraft Server

breaking news, crime, criminal behavior, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, Gunman, Gunman rampage, Gunman suicide, international news, law enforcement, mass murder, mass shooting, MAYHEM, mental health, Minecraft, Montenegro, Server, shooting rampage, SUICIDE, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like a pro! we got virtual worlds so lit, even a gunman who killed 12 peeps couldn’t resist! yea u heard right, he tried to play on our server to chill out but ended up dying by suicide cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness! if u wanna have a blast and forget all ur problems, join us now and be part of the craziest adventures ever! no gunman allowed tho, we want u to stay alive and keep playing with us!

DefendTaiwan2021

Armed Forces, Asia, China threats, cross-strait relations, DefendTaiwan2021, defense budget, defense policy, defense strategy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military spending, national defense, political tensions, president, regional security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BoneCraft: Light Regen & Adhesion

adhesion, biocompatible materials, bone health, bone regeneration, BoneCraft, Development, Harmless, Healing Process, injectable hydrogel, Innovative, innovative solutions, Light, LIMITATIONS, medical advancements, medical technology, orthopedics, REGEN, regenerative medicine, research and development, scientists, tissue engineering, traditional bone grafts, Visible Light

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Want to join the most lit server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where you can achieve bone regeneration and adhesion with harmless visible light!

Picture this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! You stumble upon this injectable hydrogel that can regenerate your bones faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Forget about those boring old bone grafts, we got the good stuff here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you heal yourself with the power of light, but you can also stick to walls like a freakin’ spider! That’s right, our adhesion methods are so next level, you’ll be climbing up mountains like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most bone-regenerating, wall-sticking adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

EternalMC

Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Crafting, crafting systems, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, Feedback, Magic, Modded, Mods, Newbies, Players, progress, Quests, Suggestions, Tech, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Eternal Minecraft Server

Welcome to Eternal – A Brand New Java Minecraft Server! Are you looking for a fresh start with a welcoming, active community? Join us today!

About the Server:

Features	Description
Server Type	Java Minecraft
Modpack	All The Mods 9
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose Eternal?	– Brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to – Friendly community for both veterans and newbies – Open to suggestions for continuous improvement
What modpack is used?	All The Mods 9 with 400+ mods for a unique gameplay experience
What can I expect?	– Deep crafting systems and automated tech – Powerful magic to unlock – Mystical exploration challenges – Regular updates and new features
How can I join?	Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/sWGKnEGp

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Enchanted, Realm

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, bro, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!

Players:	106/300	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8