🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9076 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 8264 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Magic Items Found: | 2142 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!