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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3827 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8023 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!