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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6472 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Potions Brewed: | 34 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4971 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!