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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1375 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!