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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5218 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
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Join us and avoid the drama of real life neighbors pressuring you to swap apartments or borrow your mom’s barely functioning car. Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted house trading requests. Trust us, you won’t find any 300lb sons giving off strange vibes here – unless they’re just really into building giant structures in Minecraft!
So come join our server and leave your real-life neighbor troubles behind. Who needs a back brace-wearing neighbor trying to take advantage of you when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Ignore the drama and start crafting your way to a stress-free virtual life today!
