Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with a wife who just doesn’t get it? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the nagging and eye-rolling you face in real life.

Join us for a wild ride where you can invite your neighbor Bill over for a virtual beer without worrying about your wife flipping her lid. No need to ask for permission or deal with the drama – just hop on and enjoy some stress-free gaming.

Who needs real-life social skills when you can join a server where everyone gets it? Say goodbye to the eye rolls and hello to a community that understands the struggle. So come on, join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, who needs a wife when you have a Minecraft server?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
Villages Defended: 18 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

    Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Dux Vanilla

    Dux Vanilla

    Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 253

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

    ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

    Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

    Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s
    Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • GrannyCraft BdayBash

    GrannyCraft BdayBash
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

    Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Magic Items Found: 2119 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

    Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • HousePartyGriefer

    HousePartyGriefer
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Emeralds Found: 9268
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

    Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

    join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 20

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ArcadiaRP

    ArcadiaRP

    Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Mines Excavated: 2919 New Chunks Explored: 550471
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

    Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 965489 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Buildings Constructed: 32
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ThirstyCraft

    ThirstyCraft
    Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

    We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

    Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 5021
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

    SeriousCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

    join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

    so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 26

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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