Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with a wife who just doesn’t get it? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the nagging and eye-rolling you face in real life.

Join us for a wild ride where you can invite your neighbor Bill over for a virtual beer without worrying about your wife flipping her lid. No need to ask for permission or deal with the drama – just hop on and enjoy some stress-free gaming.

Who needs real-life social skills when you can join a server where everyone gets it? Say goodbye to the eye rolls and hello to a community that understands the struggle. So come on, join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, who needs a wife when you have a Minecraft server?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

    Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Dux Vanilla

    Dux Vanilla

    Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 65

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

    ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

    Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 New Chunks Explored: 93600

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

    Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s
    Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Crops Grown: 1579
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • GrannyCraft BdayBash

    GrannyCraft BdayBash
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

    Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

    Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • HousePartyGriefer

    HousePartyGriefer
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 293 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

    Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

    join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ArcadiaRP

    ArcadiaRP

    Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2482

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

    Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ThirstyCraft

    ThirstyCraft
    Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

    We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

    Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 207107 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

    SeriousCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

    join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

    so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4723 Towns Built: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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